This morning when I put on my underwear I could hear the fruit-of-the-loom guys laughing at me.

Rodney Dangerfield
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  1. It's when I hear your heartbeat that I know that I am alive. - Anthony T. Hincks
  2. During a conversation, listening is as powerful as loving. - Amit Kalantri
  3. To begin to know ourselves we must have sincere conversations with ourselves as if with a good friend. We must answer without reserve, listen without judgement, and accept without condition. That is self-love. - Kamand Kojouri
  4. God doesn't listen to me too, but people have their suspicions. सुनता तà¥â€¹ रब हमारी भी नहीà¤â€š, पर लà¥â€¹à¤—à¥â€¹à¤â€š कà¥â€¹ अल्लाह पे शक बेशक है - Vineet Raj Kapoor
  5. Looking but not seeing is the hearing but not understanding of the eye. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
More Quotes By Rodney Dangerfield
  1. I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.
  2. When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.
  3. I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.
  4. I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
  5. I came from a real tough neighborhood. Once a guy pulled a knife on me. I knew he wasn't a professional, the knife had butter on it.
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